Does My Bum Look Big In This?!

After several weeks of being on the beach in Australia I feel the need to make some comments! To be fair the average Aussie does very well at making this slightly rounded fellow question his diet and exercise regime, but there are a few that I feel I cannot help but judge and let the world know that simply certain things on the beach are wrong!

First Candidates, Do our bums look big in this? Quite frankly yes, you should not be wearing a bikini you wore when you were twelve!

Second Candidate, Does my bum look big in this? Well technically no, but its wrong and you should cover up

Third Candidate, Does my bum look big in this? No your fine but please cut down on the oil you use it is impacting the environment